“Do Not Follow Me – I Do Crazy Shit” Car Sticker

A warning label for drivers behind you.

The “Do Not Follow Me – I Do Crazy Shit” car sticker is blunt, sarcastic, and intentionally unapologetic. It’s not motivational. It’s not inspirational. It’s just a message — delivered before someone rides your bumper a little too close.

Made from durable PET material, the sticker is weather-resistant and built for everyday driving. The strong adhesivekeeps it firmly in place on car bodies or doors without peeling, even through rain, cold, and car washes.

Sized at 15 × 3 cm, it’s compact enough to stay clean and readable, but bold enough to get the point across at a glance. Perfect for drivers with humor, confidence, and zero interest in being followed.

This isn’t road rage.It’s communication.

Features

• High-quality PET material
• Strong, long-lasting adhesive
• Clean, readable English text
• Weather-resistant for daily driving
• Easy peel-and-stick application

Placement

• Car body
• Car doors

If someone ignores it, that’s on them.